Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated
Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
HEHEHE YES.
SIGHHH SPRING IS HERE FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3MONTHS OF WINTER ARE DAMN LONG SERSLY. WHENEVER I'M IN MELB I FEEL LIKE WINTER LASTS FOREVER AND SPRING JUST SPEEDS BY.
MUST TREASURE THESE MONTHS OF SPRING.
yesterday the weather was super lovely!!!! went for ignite with michale raymond singyean jonathan krystal after that singyean left and we went to cue city for a game.. haha... hmm met some interesting CHINA people there.. who tried to hit on krystal.. then i gave the guy a bitch stare and told him NO WE DO NOT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
yea then raymond commented.
hiyah at least they tried.
and jon said
i was giving you guys a chance...
michael was the only one who thought it was disturbing.
i think michael is the only sane one
can you imagine lets say this guy wants to rape your girlfriend and you tell them "hiya i give you guys a chance". or "good try guys!"
*smacks my forehead*
I SAY ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR. WHALOP THE BLOODY CHINA FELLAS.
haha but its not their fault also cuz there was this other guy who distracted raymond mike n jon while the other guy tried to chat me n krystal up.
sick.
but then again. i love throwing bitch stares for a good cause>
lalala.
SPRING.
today mx was supposed to drive me n krystal out!! but the weather like SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT so i dunno if it will happen. i'm still wating for my rocket to come. hahaha like jason mrazzzzzzzzz. he's an alien. shhhh.
my mind has gone like mushy i havent mugged in a week! its awesomeeeee
i searched and came out empty
this world has nothing for me
you are my one and only
i see a trend somewhere..
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH OF MY LIFE.
NOW I KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG.
in case you can't see it
the quiz says what kind of guys do you attract... the hipster!
You're loved by shallow, neon-clad boys whose pants are tighter than yours. They ride fixed-gear bicycles, wear american apparel and thrifted leather wing-tips, and drink pabst blue ribbon for lunch. You may have a hard time keeping up with these boys' fashion sense, but you might try to appeal to what they think is their more sophistocated side. Music is huge to these dudes, so keep up with the blogosphere's rumblings about the next hype-band. Keep in mind that you're lucky though, because for once their eyes are on someone other than themselves.
how does this spell lucky
I ATTRACT THE FREAKING WORST KIND OF BOYS.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
JUST BECAUSE I PUT I LIKE MUSIC.
WTH WTH WTH.
MOREOVER, STUPID GUYS LIKE ME
this is just damn dumb.
OKAY. SO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. I'M NEVER NEVER NEVER GOING TO LIKE A GUY WHO LIKES ME AGAIN.
ITS JUST GOING TO GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE.
I HONESTLY THINK I SHOULD JUST RESIGN TO THE FATE OF NUNERY.
SCREW GUYS.
no offence to guys who read my blog.
actually I DONT CARE BECAUSE I REALLY FEEL LIKE Y
convince me that its not.
but you probably can't so just GO AWAY.
*wallows in bitterness now*
hahaha damn dramatic
anyway ASSSSSSSSIGNMENT WEEK IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MY LIFE LOOKS SO AWESOME RIGHT!!!
SHOPPING WITH MY FAV KJB TODAY!!!!
anyway the other day krystal and i were walking out from melb central and the windy was BLOODY STRONG so i tried to hide behind this really tall black guy, like he was so tall i couldnt see his head if i didnt look up.. so like i purposely walked behind him the whole time.. and then he started wallking very fast and dogding through the crowds so.. haha i followed cuz i really dint want to get blown by the wind (its dusty n gross). hahaha krystal was just watching me from behind and eventually she caught up and pulled me aside and said omg he knows you're following him!!!! hahahah shit. then it occured to me NO WONDER HE WALKED SO FAST AND DOGDED T
ANYWAY! then korean bbq was last night! it was awesome =)
I FEEL SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW.
WHEE.
not that i usually dont but with the whole assignments thing. life gets really boring
SO WE NEED TO MIX IT UP LIKE THIS
=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i shall censor what happened. lets just say. I'M IN A KOREAN DRAMA.
k k i'm not in love okay. please chill. i'm just purely frivolous.
oh yes! and the other day i was walking to my law test and SUDDENLY THE WIND WAS SO STRONG IT BLEW M
TO A LEVEL PEOPLE GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PRELIMS
IF YOU READ THIS YOU ARE SO NOT STUDYING
GET BACK TO YOUR WORK NOW
DONT GO TO FACEBOOK..
YEPP THATS RIGHT TURN IT OFF...
OPEN THAT BOOK.
AND READ IT!
i should take my own advice more often.
I AM AN AWESOME AWESOME PERSON.
=D
MY DEAREST DARHHLING ROOM MATE BUTLER IS A
haha we spent much quality time together, went to church together, ate lunch together, safewayed together, shit together, cook dessert together, eat dinner together, complain about stuff together.
hahaa anyway so we made ...
anyway so we had to refridgerate it and krystal kept checking the fridge haha and she poked her head into the fridge and said this
HELLO!!!! ARE YOU HARD?
OMG DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA. ANY IDEA HOW WRONG THAT SOUNDS.? WHAT ARE YOU LADY GAGA?
and then we had this whole conversation about how she always says suggestive things unconsiously and one fine example is that she went clubbing.
Guy: hi can i get you a drink?
KJB: sure.. i think i want a milder one
Guy: okay which one?
KJB:WET PUSSY
Guy: omg you have a wet pussy?
KJB: NO I WANT A WET PUSSY
Guy: you want your pussy to be wet
omg yea you get it.
why do they have such wierd names
haha wait part2.
Guy: what color is the drink
KJB:transparent reddish
Guy:so thats the color of your...
omg disturbing THIS IS WHY I DONT CLUB
then krystal told me there was this drink called a PURPLE FUCK.
wth. WTH. WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTM
sick
i shld make a drink and call it KOREAN BBQ.
okay thats not very imaginative but i dint want to say DBSKISSEX
oh i just said it.
haha I KNOW
BIGBANG
hahaha okay this is such a NC16 post.
PLEASE GO AWAY NOW
oooh look what i made today!
WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION.
is this blasphmey.
speaking like that on a SUNDAEEE
O
M
G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY I'VE HAD IN AGES!!!!!!!
OKAY IN DETAIL DETAILS DETAILS.
KOREAN BOYFRIEND NO. 4
I SWEAR IF KOREANS SAW MY BLOG THEY WOULD BE AFRAID OF ME. ITS LIKE I STALK THEM LIKE MR TANG STALKS BUGS.
okay so me and krystal went for korean at wooga! on our way there this group of black men walked past us and said
OMG ITS MOVIE STARS!!! SO BEAUTIFUL!!!
and we were like wtf. and we ignored them and went into wooga.
SO THIS IS WERE THE ACTION STARTS.
so we were happily eating out meal and i call the waiter to get some stuff for me and he comes to the table...
i looked up to check him out la (cuz i'm like damn curious) and i realised he was looking at me! GASP. ahahha i sound so bimbo HUMOUR ME OKAY. so zzzz SPARKS! kidding kidding. not so dramatic yet.
conversation
waiter: so where are you from?
us: singapore
W: oooh singapore... singapore women very pretty!
ME: haha korean guys are very cute
W: SUPER SHY and keeps quiet for a while
ME: how old are you?
W: guess guess
US: 20?
W: haha he bows to us and says thank you thank you AND HE RUNS AWAY!!!!
SO CUTE LAAAAAAAAAAAAA he never runs away from anyone else!!!
so like throughout the whole dinner he is super attentive to us like he's always walking past us and checking out what we need...i never get such good service when i'm with alex kay =p. haha yea so like he will top up our side dishes that are gone and give us damn big scoops of dip for the meat haha he doesnt even do that for other tables!!! and he even knows what we like cuz he gave us like double portion of the side dish that we kept eating lols.
kk so the waitress noticed that he was paying special attention to us and when he was serving us she butted in haha and asked him to go to another table lols.. after that he pulled her one side and talked to her and then continued serving us after that haha.
the worst part me and krystal kept laughing at everything cuz the air inside is quite thin.. cuz i think its the bbq fire taking it up. so we actually felt tipsy!!! so wierd right and we kept laughing at EVERYTHING. so the guy prollly thought we were laughing at him !
so after a while i was waiting for the bill and i did the hand on your cheek pose leaning on the table (so your whole face is deformed) and then he came over then i snapped out of my unglamness haha and i asked for the bill. he came over with some drinks and the bill and said THE DRINKS WERE ON THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha so cute la! then he ran away after that ( HE KEEPS RUNNING AWAY!) damnn cute so we had the drinks and then he asked krystal if she was singaporean and she said yes and he was SUPER SHOCKED like his jaw dropped and then he ran away. THEN IT DAWNED ON ME. he thought i was pretty!!!! i thought he was talking about krystal in the first place cuz like she always gets compliments like that right. hahaha i'm A KOREAN BEAUTY. i dont know if thats a good thing... cuz they all have plastic fantastic faces. but meh. at least i'm SOMETHING! oh yea after that he said he hopes to see us again and he will remember us and he told us his name was choi.
haha so we picked up our bags and we saw him head straight for the door then we were wondering what he was doing. HE OPENED IT FOR US AND WAITED FOR US TO W
GDTTM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha then i couldnt take it already i had to release my magical korean words
so i said kamsahamida oppa!!!
and he giggled and said : oh so cute!!!
hahaha then we waved good bye
grahhhh i'm so touched haha i love koreans man they make u feel so special!!! haha
after that krystals cell group came by to suprise her!! i let them in ahah
and at 12am i suprise krystal with her bday pressie!!!
its her lucky day man
from now on i'm only eating korean with KJB SHE"S MY LUCKY CHARM!!!!
I'M NOT DESPERATE.
i just really love koreans their expressions and reactions are so extreme and funny!!! <333333333333333 sarang hae!
btw he has my no. cuz i made a reservation but i realised i gave a wrong no. cuz i forgot my no. zzzzzzzz
imagine if he texted me!!!
he kinda looks like kimbum btw. =D
then the G dragon part was just DAMNN CUTE haha i love his gestures they are sooooo cute man seriouslyy and the kid is wearing the same head band as him. i could watch this a million times
INSANELY CUTE!!!!!
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I HAD THIS EPIC DREAM ABOUT HIM!!!!
even the thought of just reading a book there in the day basking in the sun (getting skin cancer) isn't such a bad idea!
and why am i here again.. because i shld be doing work...
zzzz byebye...
i feel like being an artsy fartsy now.
wth.
haha anyways!!
I'M FLYINGGG BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SICK.
HAHAH
JUST WANNA SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO MET UP WITH ME THESE FEW DAYS!!
YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME..
AFTER MEETING ME... YOU GUYS ARE BEYOND AWESOMEEEE
HEHE I'LL BE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK =))
LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
JOEY LIEN EST JACQ RACH MEL CHARLOTTE YUHUA PRIS JIA WEN CHERYL MY CELL MATES( EVEN LEANNE AND APRIL!) MX CLAMS JOHANNAN JONATHAN
i hope i remembered everyone.. if i didn'tt...you probably don't read this! =)
oh yes and major loves and cuddles out there to my awesomeee family!
okay byebye. back down under!
i feel like sushi... mmmmms
yea but they are SUPERRR FUNNY the koreans!! they are SOOO ANIMATED!! haha like what you see on youtube ITS REALLL they do not exaggerate THAT much hahaha they were sooo entertaining!
like we had a few of them join our cell group and i made friends with the girls!! so i can go find them in korea!! they are sooo cute =). haha yea the guys are extremely funny haha they kept using actions to describe everything and like when you talk to them they would reply in charades!! they were like 31 and 27 years old hahah so it was hillarious!!! and the 31 one year old knew all the SNSD and WONDERGIRLS everything more than the younger girls haha who were like 20? lols and they were both musicians, one plays the guitar and the other drums. hahaha yea then like they taught me to call them oppa and after that they proposed to be my boyfriends hahaha it was damn funny then i agreed to BOTH haha and they were like DRAMA DRAMA LOVE TRIANGLE!!!!! hahaha superrr funny and then i started doing the nobody dance and the 31 year old guy knelt down and saluted me NOONA! hahaha
okay yes i had alot of fun! haha then the YOUTH PASTOR of the korean church came and joined in the commotion and he was like me me boyfriend boyfriend haahh then i was like OKAY! hahaha so yeaaaa i have 3 korean boyfriends now. lols
okay i'm kidding hahaha yes but the koreans are sooo funny!!!! so much more exciting than singaporean guys =.= hahahah sorry singaporean guys out there. GOTTA GET UP YOUR GAME !!
haha yes. and recently i found out ____________________________
whhoots~~
MY DREAM HAS BEEN FUFILLED.
THEY ARE STILL ALIVE. ITS DAMN SCARY!!
she told me she found it in her kitchen!!!!! sick right!!! omg. haha please becareful if you see them they are SUPER FUCKING DANGEROUS. haha yea she said each BALL of the centipede was HUGEEEE and like after you chop it into many pieces they still MOVEEEE
sick right.
singapore pest control
WASSSSUP
I PASS SEM ONE OF UNI!!!
not with flying colors and unicorns!
BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT TO PASS
SO THIS IS QUITE A GREAT MIRACAL!!
THANKYOU EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME =)
AND THANK YOU GOD!!!
haha jonas brothers on south park!!
and the white foam thing was true.. when i saw it in the 3d concert i was like wth!! i'll get damn pissed if someone sprayed that on me haha but the fans loved it.. its so warped what south park made it out to be hahah but its hillarious!
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