the bi yearly post.
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[info]yaoqi
I FREAKING HATE STUDYING

back from that soul vacation
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Tell me did you sail across the sun

                     

Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded

And that heaven is overrated


Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star

                         

One without a permanent scar

                                    

And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there









stolen from rachel who stole it from jacq who stole it from someone else.
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[info]yaoqi
theifs.
Musings of a Generation X-er:
 

- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?) but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

- More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

- Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going?
But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

- I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

- Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

- Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

- There is a great need for sarcasm font.

- I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

- How on earth are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

- I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

- LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies".

- What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

- I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

- Bad decisions make good stories.

- If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

- Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem …

- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

- There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

- I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

- I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

- When I meet a new guy, I'm terrified of mentioning something he hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

- I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

- As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

- Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

- I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

- I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

I AGREE WITH EVERY SINGLE LINE

i guess i couldnt think about it cuz i dont muse very well.



SPRING <3
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HEHEHE YES.


SIGHHH SPRING IS HERE FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

3MONTHS OF WINTER ARE DAMN LONG SERSLY. WHENEVER I'M IN MELB I FEEL LIKE WINTER LASTS FOREVER AND SPRING JUST SPEEDS BY.

 

MUST TREASURE THESE MONTHS OF SPRING.



yesterday the weather was super lovely!!!! went for ignite with michale raymond singyean jonathan krystal after that singyean left and we went to cue city for a game.. haha... hmm met some interesting CHINA people there.. who tried to hit on krystal.. then i gave the guy a bitch stare and told him NO WE DO NOT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU. haha gay shit desperate thing.

yea then raymond commented.

hiyah at least they tried.

and jon said

i was giving you guys a chance...

michael was the only one who thought it was disturbing.

i think michael is the only sane one

can you imagine lets say this guy wants to rape your girlfriend and you tell them "hiya i give you guys a chance". or "good try guys!"

*smacks my forehead*

I SAY ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR. WHALOP THE BLOODY CHINA FELLAS.

haha but its not their fault also cuz there was this other guy who distracted raymond mike n jon while the other guy tried to chat me n krystal up.

sick.

but then again. i love throwing bitch stares for a good cause>


lalala.

 

SPRING.

today mx was supposed to drive me n krystal out!! but the weather like SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT so i dunno if it will happen. i'm still wating for my rocket to come. hahaha like jason mrazzzzzzzzz. he's an alien. shhhh.

my mind has gone like mushy i havent mugged in a week! its awesomeeeee

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i searched and came out empty
this world has nothing for me
you are my one and only
 


PBL NO.
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I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED KEDS NOW.

 

ahhhhh i wantttt..

 










keds are so epic you won't believe it. i could spend all day staring at them

 


hate pbl
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I MISS DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIES THAT MAKE MY LIFE FEEL LIKE SCHOOL IS JUST A MINOR PART OF LIFE AND MY LIFE IS ABOUT FOLLOWING MY HEART. (what shit) IF I FOLLOWED MY HEART. I WOULD SLEEP ALL DAY.

did you know
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i see a trend somewhere..

 

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH OF MY LIFE.
NOW I KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG.

in case you can't see it

the quiz says what kind of guys do you attract... the hipster!

You're loved by shallow, neon-clad boys whose pants are tighter than yours. They ride fixed-gear bicycles, wear american apparel and thrifted leather wing-tips, and drink pabst blue ribbon for lunch. You may have a hard time keeping up with these boys' fashion sense, but you might try to appeal to what they think is their more sophistocated side. Music is huge to these dudes, so keep up with the blogosphere's rumblings about the next hype-band. Keep in mind that you're lucky though, because for once their eyes are on someone other than themselves.

how does this spell lucky
I ATTRACT THE FREAKING WORST KIND OF BOYS.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
JUST BECAUSE I PUT I LIKE MUSIC.
WTH WTH WTH.
MOREOVER, STUPID GUYS LIKE ME

this is just damn dumb.

OKAY. SO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. I'M NEVER NEVER NEVER GOING TO LIKE A GUY WHO LIKES ME AGAIN.

ITS JUST GOING TO GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE.

I HONESTLY THINK I SHOULD JUST RESIGN TO THE FATE OF NUNERY.

SCREW GUYS.

no offence to guys who read my blog.

actually I DONT CARE BECAUSE I REALLY FEEL LIKE YOUR SPECIES IS VERY FAULTED ATM.

convince me that its not.

but you probably can't so just GO AWAY.

*wallows in bitterness now*

hahaha damn dramatic

 

anyway ASSSSSSSSIGNMENT WEEK IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


MY LIFE LOOKS SO AWESOME RIGHT!!!


SHOPPING WITH MY FAV KJB TODAY!!!!
 


we mix it up like this
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haha this week has been pretty busy.. alot of gross things like tests and assignments...

anyway the other day krystal and i were walking out from melb central and the windy was BLOODY STRONG so i tried to hide behind this really tall black guy, like he was so tall i couldnt see his head if i didnt look up.. so like i purposely walked behind him the whole time.. and then he started wallking very fast and dogding through the crowds so.. haha i followed cuz i really dint want to get blown by the wind (its dusty n gross). hahaha krystal was just watching me from behind and eventually she caught up and pulled me aside and said omg he knows you're following him!!!! hahahah shit. then it occured to me NO WONDER HE WALKED SO FAST AND DOGDED THROUGH THE CROWDS. then she said he kept looking back at me and had this damn scared face and he kept walking faster. HAHAHAH I SCARED A BIG BLACK MAN. i didnt mean too......=/

 

ANYWAY! then korean bbq was last night! it was awesome =)

 

I FEEL SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW.

 

WHEE.

 

not that i usually dont but with the whole assignments thing. life gets really boring

SO WE NEED TO MIX IT UP LIKE THIS

=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

i shall censor what happened. lets just say. I'M IN A KOREAN DRAMA.

k k i'm not in love okay. please chill. i'm just purely frivolous.

oh yes! and the other day i was walking to my law test and SUDDENLY THE WIND WAS SO STRONG IT BLEW MY BAG AWAY! i went home to check the wind speed it was 110km/h. no joke okay. i couldnt open my eyes in the wind or breathe ( if not stuff will blow into my eyes and nose..) i never felt so violated in my life.. like every part of my body was FIGHTING against the wind trying to walk to my next class it was a total nightmare man.. today the wind is pretty strong also.. why so gross one.. why.. but at least the sun is out!!

 

TO A LEVEL PEOPLE GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PRELIMS

IF YOU READ THIS YOU ARE SO NOT STUDYING

GET BACK TO YOUR WORK NOW

DONT GO TO FACEBOOK..

YEPP THATS RIGHT TURN IT OFF...

OPEN THAT BOOK.

AND READ IT!


i should take my own advice more often.

 

I AM AN AWESOME AWESOME PERSON.

 

=D



suggestive? yes.
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MY DEAREST DARHHLING ROOM MATE BUTLER IS AMAZING.

haha we spent much quality time together, went to church together, ate lunch together, safewayed together, shit together, cook dessert together, eat dinner together, complain about stuff together.

 

hahaa anyway so we made ...



ooooh. yes jealous?

anyway so we had to refridgerate it and krystal kept checking the fridge haha and she poked her head into the fridge and said this

HELLO!!!! ARE YOU HARD?


OMG DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA. ANY IDEA HOW WRONG THAT SOUNDS.? WHAT ARE YOU LADY GAGA?

and then we had this whole conversation about how she always says suggestive things unconsiously and  one fine example is that she went clubbing.

Guy: hi can i get you a drink?

KJB: sure.. i think i want a milder one

Guy: okay which one?

KJB:WET PUSSY

Guy: omg you have a wet pussy?

KJB: NO I WANT A WET PUSSY

Guy: you want your pussy to be wet

omg yea you get it.

why do they have such wierd names

haha wait part2.

Guy: what color is the drink

KJB:transparent reddish

Guy:so thats the color of your...

omg disturbing THIS IS WHY I DONT CLUB

then krystal told me there was this drink called a PURPLE FUCK.

wth. WTH. WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTM

sick

i shld make a drink and call it KOREAN BBQ.

okay thats not very imaginative but i dint want to say DBSKISSEX

oh i just said it.
 

haha I KNOW

 

BIGBANG
 

 

hahaha okay this is such a NC16 post.

 

PLEASE GO AWAY NOW


oooh look what i made today! 




WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION..

is this blasphmey.

speaking like that on a SUNDAEEE 


 

 


 


we the kings
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Check Yes Juliet lyrics

Check yes juliet
are you with me
rain is falling down on the sidewalk
i won't go until you come outside
check yes juliet
kill the limbo
i'll keep tossing rocks at your window
cause there's no turning back for us tonight

lace up your shoes
A O A O ah
here's how we do

run baby run
don't ever look back
they'll tear us apart
if you give them the chance
don't sell your heart
don't say we're not meant to be
run baby run
forever will be
you and me

check yes juliet
i'll be waiting
wishing, wanting
yours for the taking
just sneak out
and don't tell a soul goodbye
check yes juliet
here's the countdown
3...2...1... now fall in my arms
now they can change the locks
don't let them change your mind

lace up your shoes
A O A O ah
here's how we do

run baby run
don't ever look back
they'll tear us apart
if you give them the chance
don't sell your heart
don't say we're not meant to be
run baby run
forever will be
you and me

we're flying through the night
flying through the night
way up high,
the view from here is getting better with
you by myside

run baby run
don't ever look back
they'll tear us apart
if you give them the chance
don't sell your heart
don't say we're not meant to be

run baby run
don't ever look back
they'll tear us apart
if you give them the chance
don't sell your heart
don't say we're not meant to be
run baby run forever will be you and me

KOREAN OVERLOAD.
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O

M

G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY I'VE HAD IN AGES!!!!!!!

OKAY IN DETAIL DETAILS DETAILS.

KOREAN BOYFRIEND NO. 4

I SWEAR IF KOREANS SAW MY BLOG THEY WOULD BE AFRAID OF ME. ITS LIKE  I STALK THEM LIKE MR TANG STALKS BUGS.

okay so me and krystal went for korean at wooga! on our way there this group of black men walked past us and said

OMG ITS MOVIE STARS!!! SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

and we were like wtf. and we ignored them and went into wooga.

SO THIS IS WERE THE ACTION STARTS.

so we were happily eating out meal and i call the waiter to get some stuff for me and he comes to the table...

i looked up to check him out la (cuz i'm like damn curious) and i realised he was looking at me! GASP. ahahha i sound so bimbo HUMOUR ME OKAY. so zzzz SPARKS! kidding kidding. not so dramatic yet. 

 

conversation

waiter: so where are you from?

us: singapore

W: oooh singapore... singapore women very pretty!

ME: haha korean guys are very cute

W: SUPER SHY and keeps quiet for a while

ME: how old are you?

W: guess guess

US: 20?

W: haha he bows to us and says thank you thank you AND HE RUNS AWAY!!!!

SO CUTE LAAAAAAAAAAAAA he never runs away from anyone else!!!

so like throughout the whole dinner he is super attentive to us like he's always walking past us and checking out what we need...i never get such good service when i'm with alex kay =p. haha yea so like he will top up our side dishes that are gone and give us damn big scoops of dip for the meat haha he doesnt even do that for other tables!!! and he even knows what we like cuz he gave us like double portion of the side dish that we kept eating lols.

kk so the waitress noticed that he was paying special attention to us and when he was serving us she butted in haha and asked him to go to another table lols.. after that he pulled her one side and talked to her and then continued serving us after that haha.

the worst part me and krystal kept laughing at everything cuz the air inside is quite thin.. cuz i think its the bbq fire taking it up. so we actually felt tipsy!!! so wierd right and we kept laughing at EVERYTHING. so the guy prollly thought we were laughing at him !

so after a while i was waiting for the bill and i did the hand on your cheek pose leaning on the table (so your whole face is deformed) and then he came over then i snapped out of my unglamness haha and i asked for the bill. he came over with some drinks and the bill and said  THE DRINKS WERE ON THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha so cute la! then he ran away after that ( HE KEEPS RUNNING AWAY!) damnn cute so we had the drinks and then he asked krystal if she was singaporean and she said yes and he was SUPER SHOCKED like his jaw dropped and then he ran away. THEN IT DAWNED ON ME. he thought i was pretty!!!! i thought he was talking about krystal in the first place cuz like she always gets compliments like that right. hahaha i'm A KOREAN BEAUTY. i dont know if thats a good thing... cuz they all have plastic fantastic faces. but meh. at least i'm SOMETHING! oh yea after that he said he hopes to see us again and he will remember us and he told us his name was choi.

haha so we picked up our bags and we saw him head straight for the door then we were wondering what he was doing. HE OPENED IT FOR US AND WAITED FOR US TO WALK THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

GDTTM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha then i couldnt take it already i had to release my magical korean words

so i said kamsahamida oppa!!!

and he giggled and said : oh so cute!!!

hahaha then we waved good bye

grahhhh i'm so touched haha i love koreans man they make u feel so special!!! haha

after that krystals cell group came by to suprise her!! i let them in ahah

and at 12am i suprise krystal with her bday pressie!!!

its her lucky day man

from  now on i'm only eating korean with KJB SHE"S MY LUCKY CHARM!!!! 

 

I'M NOT DESPERATE.

i just really love koreans their expressions and reactions are so extreme and funny!!! <333333333333333 sarang hae!


btw he has my no. cuz i made a reservation but i realised i gave a wrong no. cuz i forgot my no. zzzzzzzz

imagine if he texted me!!!

he kinda looks like kimbum btw. =D
 

 


 


sunset glow with big bang always!
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THIS IS SOOOO EXTREMELY CUTE U BETTER WATCH IT!!!!!

omgish haha when top came out i was likeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

then the G dragon part was just DAMNN CUTE haha i love his gestures they are sooooo cute man seriouslyy and the kid is wearing the same head band as him. i could watch this a million times

 

INSANELY CUTE!!!!!


I<3TOP

I<3TOP

I<3TOP
I<3TOP
I<3TOP
I<3TOP
I<3TOP
I<3TOP
I<3TOP
I<3TOP
I<3TOP


I HAD THIS EPIC DREAM ABOUT HIM!!!!

 



please please lindsay please
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 uh thats a disguise i'm really listening to super gay chinese music now. haha like its so gay you dont wana know haha poor krystal has to put up with my gay playlist next door lolsss. eh i have to put up with her NIGGA Music k.

I REALLY WANT IT TO BE SPRING HERE NOW. AND I WANT SOMEONE I KNOW TO HAVE A CAR. THEN WE CAN DRIVE TO THE BEACH AND PLAY OUR AIRGUITARS AND DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE THERE.


even the thought of just reading a book there in the day basking in the sun (getting skin cancer) isn't such a bad idea!

 

and why am i here again.. because i shld be doing work...

 

zzzz byebye...

i feel like being an artsy fartsy now.
 



i'm genie for your dream.
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[info]yaoqi

wth.

 

haha anyways!!

I'M FLYINGGG BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

SICK.

HAHAH

JUST WANNA SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO MET UP WITH ME THESE FEW DAYS!!

 

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME..


AFTER MEETING ME... YOU GUYS ARE BEYOND AWESOMEEEE


HEHE I'LL BE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK =)) 

 

 

LOVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

JOEY LIEN EST JACQ RACH  MEL CHARLOTTE YUHUA PRIS JIA WEN CHERYL MY CELL MATES( EVEN LEANNE AND APRIL!) MX CLAMS JOHANNAN JONATHAN

i hope i remembered everyone.. if i didn'tt...you probably don't read this! =)


oh yes and major loves and cuddles out there to my awesomeee family! 

 

okay byebye. back down under!




i feel like sushi... mmmmms
 


lucky streak over yet?
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RECENTLY I HAVE HAD ALOT OF PLEASANT THINGS HAPPEN TO ME.

found out that __________ so i'm not some idiot anymore
clement drove to my place and suprised me with this cupcake book i really wanted!!! hahah i was realllly happy!!! VGD (very gan dong) hahaha learn from lien one.
estelle finally gave me my portrait after 2 years, i asked her to draw me haha but instead she drew JAEJOONG which is like 1000000000 times better!!!!! i was SOOOOOOO HAPPY!
then TODAY WAS THE EPITOME. I FINALLY MET AND TALKED TO KOREAN PEOPLE!! THE BEST PART... I NOW HAVE 3 KOREAN BOY FRIENDS! HAHA kiddings.

yea but they are SUPERRR FUNNY the koreans!! they are SOOO ANIMATED!! haha like what you see on youtube ITS REALLL they do not exaggerate THAT much hahaha they were sooo entertaining!

like we had a few of them join our cell group and i made friends with the girls!! so i can go find them in korea!! they are sooo cute  =). haha yea the guys are extremely funny haha they kept using actions to describe everything and like when you talk to them they would reply in charades!! they were like 31 and 27 years old hahah so it was hillarious!!! and the 31 one year old knew all the SNSD and WONDERGIRLS everything more than the younger girls haha who were like 20? lols and they were both musicians, one plays the guitar and the other drums. hahaha yea then like they taught me to call them oppa and after that they proposed to be my boyfriends hahaha it was damn funny then i agreed to BOTH haha and they were like DRAMA DRAMA LOVE TRIANGLE!!!!! hahaha superrr funny and then i started doing the nobody dance and the 31 year old guy knelt down and saluted me NOONA! hahaha

okay yes i had alot of fun! haha then the YOUTH PASTOR of the korean church came and joined in the commotion and he was like me me boyfriend boyfriend haahh then i was like OKAY! hahaha so yeaaaa i have 3 korean boyfriends now. lols


okay i'm kidding hahaha yes but the koreans are sooo funny!!!! so much more exciting than singaporean guys =.= hahahah sorry singaporean guys out there. GOTTA GET UP YOUR GAME !!

haha yes. and recently i found out ____________________________

whhoots~~

 

MY DREAM HAS BEEN FUFILLED.



HIGHLY DISTURBING BUT TRUE
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[info]yaoqi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg

annoying ican't embed it.

ANYWAY WHEN I WAS A KID IN MY OLD NEIGHBOURHOOD I USED TO SEE THIS!!!! THEY ARE HUGEE THEY ARE LIKE THE SIZE OF A SNAKE....

i met up with my old neighbour cheryl chin (She is not old) haha yea and she told me she killed like 3 of these already...

THEY ARE STILL ALIVE. ITS DAMN SCARY!!

she told me she found it in her kitchen!!!!! sick right!!! omg. haha please becareful if you see them they are SUPER FUCKING DANGEROUS. haha yea she said each BALL of the centipede was HUGEEEE and like after you chop it into many pieces they still MOVEEEE

 

sick right.



singapore pest control

 

WASSSSUP
 

Lexay        "d[+.+]b" says:
tel u sumthing funny man
Lexay        "d[+.+]b" says:
last time when i was a young kid
Lexay        "d[+.+]b" says:
i was cycling
Lexay        "d[+.+]b" says:
then a snake suddenly cross across the road
Lexay        "d[+.+]b" says:
i jumped then i fell off my bikee damn scaryyyyy n sick
Lexay        "d[+.+]b" says:
then  run home hahha
    YAOQI says:
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHYOU ARE SO STUPID
    YAOQI says:
JUST CYCLE HOME LA
    YAOQI says:
HAHAHAHAHA OMG YOU BIMBS!

BOATING
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http://jacqloveschua.blogspot.com/

baby get shakey after school woahhh
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I PASS SEM ONE OF UNI!!!

 

 

not with flying colors and unicorns!

 

 

BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT TO PASS



SO THIS IS QUITE A GREAT MIRACAL!!

 

 

THANKYOU EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME =)



AND THANK YOU GOD!!!



extremely funny!
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[info]yaoqi

haha jonas brothers on south park!!

and the white foam thing was true.. when i saw it in the 3d concert i was like wth!! i'll get damn pissed if someone sprayed that on me haha but the fans loved it.. its so warped what south park made it out to be hahah but its hillarious!


 


camwhore randoms
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ALEX AND HIS NEW HAIRCUT!







thats my name!



NEW HAIR! DING DING!

 

DON'T MESS WITH THE PRINCESS!!

alex is modelling his new haircut

oooh ooh new edits.


angry that i did this post


SECRETLY HAPPY!... but i know... i know..






















and then the best picture is.....










 


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